I'm not making this up, you know.

[squeequeg]

Last night I dreamed that I was onstage wearing a chicken suit and talking about equity mortgages.

As I understood it at the time, nadyezhda was somehow responsible for this.

nadyezhda, I await your explanation.

Comments

[cmprince.livejournal.com]

When chickens compete, you win.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Only if it's for "tastiest".

[orbitalmechanic.livejournal.com]

I'll trade! My dreams lately are about getting shots and working for my gym. At the gym, I opened a locker and the president was inside. Wow, was he pissed when I found him.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

What's really frustrating was that I was supposed to be in a cow suit, and so none of my lines made sense. Even the ones about the equity mortgages.

[cybersattva.livejournal.com]

"Where the hell's my cow suit? What the hell am I supposed to do with a chicken suit? What is with you people?!!"

[cybersattva.livejournal.com]

You've just had my new favorite dream.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Your icon sends me into gibbering fits of glee.

[heatmhub.livejournal.com]

Say, any chance I can borrow that chicken suit? Especially if it's rubber? I could put it to good use . . . .

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

not going to ask not going to ask not going to ask

[nadyezhda.livejournal.com]

aren't i supposed to be having the crazy dreams brought on by pregnancy?!

i am glad to see that my experiments have been having such fruitful results! don't you know that chickens seem more credible after all of the geiko advertising these days? wouldn't YOU want to get a home equity line/refinance your mortgage from someone in a chicken suit?

I think this is really 2h2o's department :)

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

I think this was crazy dreams brought on by being home and full of gingerbread. Or salmon.

Someday, though, you will dream of the chicken suit. And then I will have my cluckity-cluck-cluck revenge. Oh yes.