I'm not making this up, you know.

[squeequeg]

Last night I dreamed that I was onstage wearing a chicken suit and talking about equity mortgages.

As I understood it at the time, nadyezhda was somehow responsible for this.

nadyezhda, I await your explanation.

Comments

[orbitalmechanic.livejournal.com]

I'll trade! My dreams lately are about getting shots and working for my gym. At the gym, I opened a locker and the president was inside. Wow, was he pissed when I found him.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

What's really frustrating was that I was supposed to be in a cow suit, and so none of my lines made sense. Even the ones about the equity mortgages.

[cybersattva.livejournal.com]

"Where the hell's my cow suit? What the hell am I supposed to do with a chicken suit? What is with you people?!!"

[cybersattva.livejournal.com]

You've just had my new favorite dream.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Your icon sends me into gibbering fits of glee.