I'm not making this up, you know.

[squeequeg]

Last night I dreamed that I was onstage wearing a chicken suit and talking about equity mortgages.

As I understood it at the time, nadyezhda was somehow responsible for this.

nadyezhda, I await your explanation.

Comments

[nadyezhda.livejournal.com]

aren't i supposed to be having the crazy dreams brought on by pregnancy?!

i am glad to see that my experiments have been having such fruitful results! don't you know that chickens seem more credible after all of the geiko advertising these days? wouldn't YOU want to get a home equity line/refinance your mortgage from someone in a chicken suit?

I think this is really 2h2o's department :)

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

I think this was crazy dreams brought on by being home and full of gingerbread. Or salmon.

Someday, though, you will dream of the chicken suit. And then I will have my cluckity-cluck-cluck revenge. Oh yes.