And then, we'll crush it to bits, and then we'll jump on the bits...

[squeequeg]

Today sigerson and I went to several places to try to find a bridesmaid's dress that would look good on me. I had several styles picked out, a good idea of what I wanted, and a very relaxed, fashion-conscious sister.

It was hell.

I intend to cleanse the bridal salons of Newbury Street with fire. Who's with me?

Comments

[minyan.livejournal.com]

Why not just wear a towel? They come in all those hard-to-find colors, like deep red, and you could get "Frood" embroidered on the front...

Or, failing that, a suggestion from a fellow grad student who got married (God help him) in the middle of last fall term... he pointed out that adding the word 'wedding' to anything automatically increased the price by a factor of at least ten, and he says there's a rennaissance clothing shop in Salem that's cool and reasonable.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

She vetoed my Nude Wedding idea.

[rissymonster.livejournal.com]

Toga! Toga! Toga!

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Woad! Woad! Woad!