Geek + finance = major geek

[squeequeg]

Working at a financial institution + listening to the Avenue Q soundtrack at work = a driving urge to insert a paragraph to all outgoing mutual fund prospectuses stating "In volatile market, only stable investment is porn."

Comments

[hamadryad11.livejournal.com]

I used to work in the group pension department of an insurance company. I would have LOVED to see that on one of our prospectuses.

In the beneficiary section, one of the options was 'concubine'. I always wanted to select that one, just to see what the client would say when he saw it.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Wow. I should start writing "kept man" for my beneficiary. Or "cabana boy." Or "spare kidney" for the other beneficiary.