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Working at a financial institution + listening to the Avenue Q soundtrack at work = a driving urge to insert a paragraph to all outgoing mutual fund prospectuses stating "In volatile market, only stable investment is porn."

Date: 2005-12-30 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] farwing.livejournal.com
*gigglesnort*

Date: 2005-12-30 01:09 pm (UTC)
ext_3579: I'm still not watching supernatural. (DangerMouse)
From: [identity profile] the-star-fish.livejournal.com
"Porn futures rose sharply today, up 10 1/2 by the end of trading."

Date: 2005-12-30 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 2h2o.livejournal.com
The stock exchange is really really great.

Date: 2005-12-30 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I'm going to have that song running through my head all day now. Thanks ever so--and happy happy new year!

Date: 2006-01-11 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamadryad11.livejournal.com
I used to work in the group pension department of an insurance company. I would have LOVED to see that on one of our prospectuses.

In the beneficiary section, one of the options was 'concubine'. I always wanted to select that one, just to see what the client would say when he saw it.

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