Memo to self:

[squeequeg]

No more Shaun of the Dead, no more World War Z, no more 28 Days Later or any related material, no more online zombie stories. No more.

Because these zombie nightmares of yours are really getting out of hand.




This time the goddamned zombies didn't even need to show. We just knew they were there, and that both Chicago and Boston had fallen, and that there was no chance of seeing our loved ones again. We were in a van that was pretty flimsy, had no food, no water, and no idea of where to go next.

Fuck.

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[sigerson.livejournal.com]

Question 1: Please explain why you are naked. Use citations and refer to a)Marx b)Durkheim or c)Heisenberg.

Question 2: Please explain why the rest of the class is laughing at you. Because we are. All of us.

Question 3: Explain cow. Cow cow cow.


...Not that my exam dreams are like this, of course.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

1. I choose to address this question from the perspective of one who finds the word "Durkheim" hilarious. Durkheim. Heh. Durkheim.

2. This is quite easily explained by Lundqvist's Foolishness Principle, viz., that you are all fools. FOOLS!

3. COOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!