Memo to self:

[squeequeg]

No more Shaun of the Dead, no more World War Z, no more 28 Days Later or any related material, no more online zombie stories. No more.

Because these zombie nightmares of yours are really getting out of hand.




This time the goddamned zombies didn't even need to show. We just knew they were there, and that both Chicago and Boston had fallen, and that there was no chance of seeing our loved ones again. We were in a van that was pretty flimsy, had no food, no water, and no idea of where to go next.

Fuck.

Comments

[farwing.livejournal.com]

meep! *hugs*

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I really hate these dreams, and I hate that I've had more of them lately.

[avocadovpx.livejournal.com]

Chicago *and* Boston?! Next the zombies will be after Kansas, or Asia!

Oh, wait. You weren't talking about rock groups, were you?

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no. (And now I'm going to have trouble hearing "More than a Feeling" and not adding brains to the lyrics somewhere.)

[cybersattva.livejournal.com]

We grab whatever arsenal we can and hole up in the Berkshires, silly! At least, that's my plan for any apocalyptic scenario!

...

There aren't any zombies, vampires, Commies, or alien invaders reading your journal, are there?

O.o

o.O

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

It was pretty clear that we weren't going to make it to the Berkshires. Or even out of Ohio.

And I don't know about the rest, but I can assure you that there are no commie mutant traitors reading my journal. The Computer would prevent that.

[jenwrites.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it sounds like you need to get some of the zombie removed from your brain.

You know what's good at removing brains? Zombies!

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

I sense a flaw in this logic, but I can't put my finger on BRAIIINNS...

[heatmhub.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Ugh. Hope you sleep more peacefully.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Me too. I'd even settle for the Naked Final Exam dream instead.

[sigerson.livejournal.com]

Question 1: Please explain why you are naked. Use citations and refer to a)Marx b)Durkheim or c)Heisenberg.

Question 2: Please explain why the rest of the class is laughing at you. Because we are. All of us.

Question 3: Explain cow. Cow cow cow.


...Not that my exam dreams are like this, of course.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

1. I choose to address this question from the perspective of one who finds the word "Durkheim" hilarious. Durkheim. Heh. Durkheim.

2. This is quite easily explained by Lundqvist's Foolishness Principle, viz., that you are all fools. FOOLS!

3. COOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!

[ltlbird.livejournal.com]

No more Guinness cake for you! Or maybe it was the LSD I put in the mac & cheese...

I hope that tonight's dreams are full of fluffy kitties, fields of wildflowers, and Hugh Laurie. ;)

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

But it was tasty mac and cheese, so it was worth it.

And I'm afraid your wishes for tonight only brought images of this (http://community.livejournal.com/mspaint_lolz/24571.html#cutid1) to mind. But that's because my brain is a scary place.