God dammit.

[squeequeg]

Somewhere between Boston and St. Petersburg, some unscrupulous postal worker is eating my chocolate.

I hope he fucking chokes.

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[heatmhub.livejournal.com]

It could be worse. It might be the ocean eating your chocolate. I have a friend who's on a BIG Navy ship that's roaming about at sea. Her mother warned me that mail doesn't always get through because sometimes it gets washed overboard. Yup. Uh-huh. Think that's how saltwater taffys were invented?