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Someday, when I'm not bouncing from chores to writing to work to gym to necessary fooding to chores again, I'll write up the many amazingly cool things that have happened over the last few weeks.

In the meantime, however, I present the following: See, someone had broken a glass at work today and had been all thoughtful and cleaned up the glass and put it in a cardboard box labeled BROKEN GLASS and, well, my mind took that and went stupid.



In my defense, I can say that it was a dull day at work. Nor do I have anything against guys named Roger.

Date: 2007-01-05 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dafne99.livejournal.com
I especially like that the "pancakes" box is leaking something... not to mention the cross look on "Roger's face.

Date: 2007-01-05 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthmuffin.livejournal.com
I imagine he's not very happy about it. And yeah, syrup and cardboard don't go together well.

Date: 2007-01-05 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] farwing.livejournal.com
Well, I bet the cardboard tastes better now..

Date: 2007-01-05 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthmuffin.livejournal.com
Better than some pancakes, even.

Date: 2007-01-05 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmprince.livejournal.com
Fusion engineers have been struggling for decades with plasma containment, and you may have solved it with the simple cardboard box! I tip my hat to you!

Date: 2007-01-05 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthmuffin.livejournal.com
Ah, but what kind of plasma is it? The burny hot kind, or the blood kind?

Date: 2007-01-05 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beth-bernobich.livejournal.com
*helpless laughter*

Date: 2007-01-05 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthmuffin.livejournal.com
Yay! My work here is done.

Date: 2007-01-05 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laobscuridad.livejournal.com
I love you.

Date: 2007-01-05 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthmuffin.livejournal.com
I love you too. So do Dwarf and Ninja.

Date: 2007-01-05 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gnomi.livejournal.com
Heee! Adorable!

Poor Roger, tossed out with the trash. And I'm not convinced the kittens would all stay in the box until the trashmen came.

Date: 2007-01-05 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthmuffin.livejournal.com
Oh no. They'd go on their meeping rampage all down the block.

Date: 2007-01-05 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cybersattva.livejournal.com
You are beyond awesome.

Date: 2007-01-05 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthmuffin.livejournal.com
And beyond Thunderdome!

Date: 2007-01-06 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
TWO MUFFINS ENTER! ONE MUFFIN LEAVES! TWO MUFFINS ENTER! ONE MUFFIN LEAVES!

Date: 2007-01-05 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellinor.livejournal.com
WOW. thanks!

Date: 2007-01-05 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthmuffin.livejournal.com
Welcome! I enjoy inflicting the strangeness of my brain onto others.

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