An important stage in my journey of self-discovery

[squeequeg]

I don't need cats to be the crazy cat lady.



This discovery came about after I realized that, while having an evening to myself, I had said aloud such things as: "Fluff with fork! Fluff with fork!" (followed by uncontrollable giggling), "MERV GRIFFIN!", and "Mock me not, foolish cheese bag!" among others, as well as singing the Discourse Song. If I had cats, I'd make marginally more sense.

Comments

[sigerson.livejournal.com]

Foooooork!!!
FORK!
FORRRRRRK!!!!


TANG!

...No matter how hard I scrub, the crazy just doesn't wash off.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

That's because it's not water-soluble. What you need to do is rub bacon on it.

[laobscuridad.livejournal.com]

So the end result would be sen_no_ongaku in a bacon food coma of crazy?

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

I'd say yes, but it's hard to distinguish that from the status quo.