An important stage in my journey of self-discovery

[squeequeg]

I don't need cats to be the crazy cat lady.



This discovery came about after I realized that, while having an evening to myself, I had said aloud such things as: "Fluff with fork! Fluff with fork!" (followed by uncontrollable giggling), "MERV GRIFFIN!", and "Mock me not, foolish cheese bag!" among others, as well as singing the Discourse Song. If I had cats, I'd make marginally more sense.

Comments

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

This sounds very much like an evening with Seth.

On further reflection, that probably doesn't reassure you at ALL.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

yay! Seth can be a crazy cat lady too! Get this man some kittens and ovaries!



...as you can see, the evening has not made me more sane.

[osirusbrisbane.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my first thought on reading your entry was, "But that's normal, I say things like that aloud and sing non-existent songs all the time when nobody's around. Or when people are around but I forget."


Get this man some kittens and ovaries!

Hey, I'll fry *anything*.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

What an awful, awful burrito.