A Very Bad Idea

[squeequeg]

So aside from some short story work (one of which appears to have gotten its gears locked or something and makes unpleasant grindy noises whenever I look at it), I've got a little time on my hands after finishing the Crappy First Draft of the new novel. And the more I think about it, the more I realize I don't know what to do with it.

But that's all right! The Interwebs knows everything!

So in the interest of getting Internet Hlep* for the revision, I've decided to put together a little poll. Results will be tabulated, considered in the light of a second reread, and composted. Be warned: questions may have little to no relation to the actual text.

[Poll #864381]



* Hlep: It's like help, but different.

Comments

[gtrout.livejournal.com]

The idea that we're collectively recommending Strom Thurmond and more sex gives me the screaming heebie-jeebies.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

This proves that all of your moral senses are functioning normally. Besides, maybe we can stick Strom Thurmond in one of the explosions or something.

[gtrout.livejournal.com]

Zombie Strom!

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Every Strom is Zombie Strom!

[gtrout.livejournal.com]

In which case: the Clone Horde of the Zombie Stroms!

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.

[gtrout.livejournal.com]

I will accept a mention in the work's Acknowledgments as suitable recompense.