A brief interlude for butt-kicking. Not mine.

[squeequeg]

In tonight's installment of sigerson's long-running game, my character got his butt kicked by a piece of string.

A piece of string.

Judging by this and past performances by my character, I believe we will next be facing a paraplegic two-year-old, who will slap my character into submission, insult his mother, and then pee on him.

Comments

[spyscribe.livejournal.com]

Must be something in air. I just posted to the story hour the glorious session in which our party got their asses absolutely handed to us... by a plant.

Yeah, that's a story that we don't tell a lot at the adventurers' convention. Although, dude, a piece of string? I feel just a little bit better now.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

The plants were in the other room, and yes, they could easily have kicked our asses.

This is not helping my character's inherent ridiculousness.