A brief interlude for butt-kicking. Not mine.

[squeequeg]

In tonight's installment of sigerson's long-running game, my character got his butt kicked by a piece of string.

A piece of string.

Judging by this and past performances by my character, I believe we will next be facing a paraplegic two-year-old, who will slap my character into submission, insult his mother, and then pee on him.

Comments

[anacrucis.livejournal.com]

I remember some difficulties with some uncooperative furniture, and I vaguely recall needing to preemptively put down some kind of beaded curtain that looked like nothing but trouble... but string... that's a new and dangerous development.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

It used to be part of a wedding dress. Something borrowed, something blue, something homicidal...

[anacrucis.livejournal.com]

wait, I think I remember that string...

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

That's the one.