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When I get an email from "The Wang Center," I always have to remind myself that it isn't porn. Probably.

Date: 2005-09-22 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wavyarms.livejournal.com
Quote from community choir rehearsal tonight:

"We are very sorry to be losing one of our male members."

Date: 2005-09-22 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
Maybe they should look for it in the last place they left it. Then they wouldn't lose it.

Date: 2005-09-22 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthmuffin.livejournal.com
So they're bringing in castrati now? No, wait, those were just missing the other dangly bits.

Date: 2005-09-22 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] traglar.livejournal.com
I passed a billboard on I-75 today that, due to a special offer being advertised that covered up some of the text, appeared to read: "When you're hung, we're open."

Date: 2005-09-23 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laobscuridad.livejournal.com
That is brilliant.

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