An important stage in my journey of self-discovery

I don't need cats to be the crazy cat lady.



This discovery came about after I realized that, while having an evening to myself, I had said aloud such things as: "Fluff with fork! Fluff with fork!" (followed by uncontrollable giggling), "MERV GRIFFIN!", and "Mock me not, foolish cheese bag!" among others, as well as singing the Discourse Song. If I had cats, I'd make marginally more sense.