In response to the Revise My Novel! poll, I have decided to scrap this novel.* Instead, I will be writing a novel in which a much-slapped hero and heroine have lots of hot sex while saving the universe from the Zombie Strom Thurmond Horde and blowing stuff up. The League Of Insufficiently-Clothed Gentlemen will also make an appearance.
I've been having printer trouble, which I suppose is inevitable with my elderly iMac and almost-as-elderly inkjet. Something's wonky with its paper intake, so I have to steady the paper with both hands or risk repeated jams. Because of how my workspace is set up, this means that I have to stand with my arms around the printer.
In other words, my printer is so insecure it needs a hug to function.
( I also went wandering on the Internet... )
Also, in the continuing annals of Bad Ideas In Musical Arrangement, it should be noted that "I've Been Working on the Railroad" is a poor song choice for a holiday carillon, even when played slowly and in a dirge-like minor key. So is "The Sound of Silence," for that matter.
* Kidding! KIDDING!
I've been having printer trouble, which I suppose is inevitable with my elderly iMac and almost-as-elderly inkjet. Something's wonky with its paper intake, so I have to steady the paper with both hands or risk repeated jams. Because of how my workspace is set up, this means that I have to stand with my arms around the printer.
In other words, my printer is so insecure it needs a hug to function.
( I also went wandering on the Internet... )
Also, in the continuing annals of Bad Ideas In Musical Arrangement, it should be noted that "I've Been Working on the Railroad" is a poor song choice for a holiday carillon, even when played slowly and in a dirge-like minor key. So is "The Sound of Silence," for that matter.
* Kidding! KIDDING!