squeequeg | One of us tells the truth and the other one lies...well, both of us do, really.

There's a lie/truth meme making the rounds in which a person posts several statements, one or more of which is false, and people guess which are the true statements. Well, my identical twin

sigerson and I found that a little too tame, so below are six statements about the two of us. Three are true, three are false.

1. The two of us have written over two million words of fiction.
2. Both of us had a crush on Wil Wheaton. Only one of us admitted it.
3. We have both, at some time, actively plotted to kill the other
4. One of us tarnishes silver and the other doesn't.
5. One of us got a drastic haircut in high school for the sole purpose of looking different from the other one.
6. One of us was officially designated "Keeper of the Funny Hats" by the other.

sigerson has posted a completely different list as well.