It's gotta be a coincidence. Right? RIGHT?

[squeequeg]

My copy of Marble Hornets: Season One arrived today.

Two hours later, I got a staticky, incomprehensible voicemail from an unpublished number.

If anyone needs me, I'll be under the bed.

Comments

[wavyarms.livejournal.com]

Just in case it's not coincidence, I'll buy you a shaky hand-held camera. :)

...what? We need to think of posterity!

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

If the Operator gets me, I am so haunting you.

[wavyarms.livejournal.com]

I think that would end up being more hilarious than spooky! You'd probably do things like leave bacon bits in my bed. And make good novels spontaneously appear on my bureau. And giggle whenever I ran into anything like a door.

I wonder how Samson would react to ghosts?

[avocadovpx.livejournal.com]

>> You'd probably do things like leave bacon bits in my bed.

Heh. stealthmuffin, I believe she has your number.

Er, so to speak.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Bac-Os, maybe. Really good bacon bits are too good to waste on a haunting.

Maybe even fake bacon, if I decided to be a vengeful spirit.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

I'd be the annoying ghosts. Like the kind you get in screwball comedies.

Samson would either try for spectral pettins or be totally unimpressed.

[wavyarms.livejournal.com]

OMG, he totally would try for spectral pettins! And then he would be SO SAD when you were insubstantial! SAD, SAD KITTY!

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

And then he'd meeer all the time because I was there and not petting him and you wouldn't be able to get him to stop...hm, this haunting thing may work out after all.

[wavyarms.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, you're right, that would drive me NUTS.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

SEVEN DAYS.

...I have actually never watched that, because I know just how susceptible I am to grainy black-and-white film. I'd be a ball of whimpers by the end of it. Oddly enough, I read horror manga all the time and end up just as freaked out, so maybe it's just a difference in medium.