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[squeequeg]

To stealthmuffin's internet connection:

I'm sorry I called you slow and annoying. I shouldn't have said you were a waste of time and a distraction from more important matters. I guess I never realized how much you meant to me.

Please come back.

I swear I'll never watch Dr. Weird clips on Youtube again. I'll stay away from the bad fanfic. Just come back, and it'll all be better. I promise.

Please?



Email and phones alike are down at our place and have been since midday Saturday. If you've tried to reach me and failed, that's why. No idea when they'll be up again. I can read LiveJournal but not email from work, and given our schedule I probably won't be online much. I can feel my internet senses withering.

ETA: It's back! The internet tubes have been unclogged!

Comments

[thomascantor.livejournal.com]

Apparently they switched us to another line that happened to be defunct. They promise that another technician will be there sometime today.

Blarg.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Blarg is right. I will now console myself by saying the word "defunct" over and over.

De-funkt.

[sal-sal.livejournal.com]

I called you on Saturday, mostly just to tell you that I sent sib the pterodactyl porn.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's probably what broke the line. And I don't blame it.

[sigerson.livejournal.com]

I have to scrub my eyes with sand and bleach now.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Caw! Caw!

[sigerson.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

But I hate that damned hand puppet more.

[sal-sal.livejournal.com]

Aw, everyone loves the puppet!

[pantshead.livejournal.com]

I work faster when given jelly beans. Maybe you should try that. Just stuff a few in the RJ-45 connector...

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Well, I tried an eggnog latte, but that didn't do so well...

[heatmhub.livejournal.com]

Hooray for reconnection! What would happen to the virtual world without you?!