Evil Plan!

[squeequeg]

So, quite some time ago, wavyarms posted regarding a rather splendid shirt someone had given her that said "Ask Me About My Evil Plan." At the time, she put out a call for details on her Evil Plan. I, being the total slacker that I am, have only just now come up with her Evil Plan.


[Poll #734238]


Whether she actually implements this plan is up for debate. Whether she kicks my ass is not, unfortunately, up for debate.

Comments

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

You are awesome.

I don't feel that I tell you this nearly often enough, so I'll do it again.

You? Are AWESOME.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you.

[sanj.livejournal.com]

So. Much. Funny. Evil.

Dead now.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

We must revive you! With the power of Sir Mix-A-Lot and pudding! Quick, get the jumper cables!

[gtrout.livejournal.com]

I bow before your awesome might, and also the might of your awesome.

Also? That sheep. Whither that sheep? So familiar--and yet--

[sigerson.livejournal.com]

She would tell you that the sheep is fluffy and funny and white, and that's why the Creator liked it best.

I would tell you that it's warm steaming meat, a blood sacrifice you ninny, and can't she get her own story straight?

And then we would fight. Depending on which of us is which today, there might be a brief interlude for murder.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

This is my story, sigerson. I tell it my way.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

What sigerson is trying to say is that the sheep is from the Sandman issue "Parliament of Rooks," in which Abel gets to tell a story all his own (complete with fuzzy sheep and a very cute Dream and Death). Cain, of course, disagrees.

[wavyarms.livejournal.com]

Why kick your ass when I can have Michelle Rodriguez do it, and watch? >:)

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Er...the satisfaction of doing it yourself?

[xclamationpt.livejournal.com]

i like your new icon

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I went back to a paid account, so could afford to get a few more.

[squirrelhaven.livejournal.com]

You are truly in the League of Awesomeness.

[outsidetheparty.livejournal.com]

Naw... nobody would pay to get New Jersey back.

Unless the ransom is to ensure that you keep it safely sequestered away. In which case you'd be better off with Texas, or maybe Utah.