emerging from silence to yell incoherently

Guess who's still at work?

Guess who's still at work late for the third time this week?

Guess who was at work till 9 on Friday?

Guess who's about to start gnawing on her cubicle walls?

Oh, ConHugeCo. Really, you make the "quit my job, shave my head, and go live in a garret" option far too appealing.

I'd ask for distractions, but there's no telling what will be blocked by ConHugeCo. (And, sadly, Youtube is out -- not blocked but out for other reasons -- otherwise I'd be watching A Muppet Family Christmas and clinging to my holiday spirit.)

Maybe I'll write total crack fanfic and mail it to myself, thus scaring whatever poor sap gets to go through my emails. Hmm...Sorting Hat/Companion Cube songfic? Moustachio the Thinkonium/Tik-Tok road trip buddy movie? Jeeves and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day? The King of All The Cosmos/The King in Yellow/King Kong steel cage match?

Actually, coming up with these prompts is kind of fun. Maybe I'll just come up with a big long list and make you all choose one.