In the alternate universe, Vin Diesel is wearing culottes.

Recently, outsidetheparty posted the "five things" meme (You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section, then I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me). He got a really cool request from sanj: what five alternate-universe versions of you are doing right now.

As he pointed out, this is far too cool not to propagate (I'm paraphrasing), and I'm tagging all of you (except outsidetheparty, of course, since he's done it here already).

( What five alternate-universe versions of me are doing right now. )

Incidentally, if anyone wants me to post my top five lists of anything, go ahead and ask. It may take me a while to respond, but I will.