Yet again, so accurate it's scary.

[squeequeg]

What kind of villian would you be?
LJ Username
Gender	MaleFemale
Favorite color
Do you root for good, or for awesome?	GoodEvilAwesome! Duh, why do you think I'm taking a villian quiz?
Your trusted second in command	cincodemaygirl
Your arch nemesis, aka;	wavyarms
Evil appearance	The hardened warrior, you may be evil, but you have dignity and honor. Armed with a sword and an assortment of other archaic weapons, you are a dark blade master, with your long sleeveless coat made of worn material.
What you;ve done so far	You got to where you are to cool way. You spent a good chunk of your life helping people, being good, wise, and kind. All of this was simply to get the fools to trust you. heh heh heh...
Your evil powers/skills	You've got that seduction thing down pat.
Chances of taking over/destroying world - 71%
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Comments

[magdalene1.livejournal.com]

For appearance, I got this:

You're not wearing much... Oh. You're one of THOSE villians... *cough* Need I say more?

[2h2o.livejournal.com]

You've got that seduction thing down pat.
Awesome.

[wavyarms.livejournal.com]

Hey! I wouldn't be your arch-nemesis! Unless we had a former-close-friends thing going on, like Superman and Lex Luthor?

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Dude, we are so suited to be arch-nemeses. We could exchange witty banter as we destroy major metropolitan areas.

If we're Superman and Lex Luthor, does that mean I have to shave my head?

[wavyarms.livejournal.com]

OK, I hate to point this out, but I think it's the best way of saving you from turning to the path of evil.

If we become arch-nemeses, you do realize that slash will be written about us, right?

[cincodemaygirl.livejournal.com]

I think you should shave your head anyway. It'll be fun. And EEEEVIL.

May I call you Chairface, Boss?

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Hey! Then I could henna-tattoo my head!

You may. Now go summon my minions.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Well, as long as I'm not reading it, that's okay. I'll have a minion sort it and replace the names with random pairings from other slash, and then it'll be fine for me.

Did you know there's no Red Sox slashfic up yet? The mind boggles.

[wavyarms.livejournal.com]

Hm, that didn't get the horrified screaming response I'd hoped for. Oh, well, no schadenfreude for me.

There's no Red Sox slashfic? That's insane. I'm tempted to say that it's a comment on the population of Red Sox fans, but I don't think it is...it's just weird!

Hang on. How do you know there's no Red Sox slashfic? Were you looking for it? :P

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

...no...

I mean yes...

Well, it was a quick Google. And the commercial breaks were irritating. So I had to do something...

[cincodemaygirl.livejournal.com]

*summons minions*
*minion meeting cancelled due to low turnout*

Boss, we need to recruit some more minions.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Then supplement the minions with onions!

...yes, it's morning and I'm feeling silly.

[cincodemaygirl.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, minions with onions... Much better than liver, Boss. Excellent plan! *gets out the really big cauldron* *eyes minions too dense to run away*